Simon Skinner

"I'm a slasher and I must be stopped."

―Simon to Nicholas Angel

Simon "Sissy" Skinner is the manager of Sandford's supermarket, Somerfield. He is a member of the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance and has won several trophies for fun-running events. During Nicholas Angel's investigation, he was the prime suspect of the "accidents" which had been frequent in Sandford.

During the final battle in the Sandford model village, Simon is about to stab Nicholas with a retractable knife but he trips over a toy van and gets mortally impaled in the jaw with a miniature tower spire. He is later seen being carried out on a stretcher with schoolchildren taking pictures with their phones.

Physical Appearance
Skinner has pale skin, ash gray hair and mustache, and hazel-green eyes. He wears dark gray jacket, white shirt, sky blue necktie, black trousers and shoes.